instrumentoffear's definitions

Dissever

Dissever is a different kind of rock/metal band out of Homestead FL. Originally formed by brothers Brian and Billy Jenkins, the band spent years trying out different vocalist, bassists, and guitarists before solidifying themselves as a four piece with Anthony Beaulieu on bass and Eddy Torres on vocals. Combining elements of classic rock, metal, industrial sounds, inventive song structures, and technicality. The band prides themselves on writing music they want to hear and what they feel works-instead of following the pack-allowing each song to have its own unique sound and style.

"What are you listening to?"
"The new Dissever EP."

by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Anihilasted

When you are drunk to the point that people are going to have to explain to you what is going on right now when you see them next.

How can you drink so much vodka and not pass out?

I don't know, but I'm freaking anihilasted!

by instrumentoffear May 15, 2009

Oh Romeo!

A musical phenomena that occurred in Florida in 2006 with every intention of being different, standing out and breaking the mold. In a scene where everyone tries to be the same as everyone else, Oh Romeo! set out to be free from the constraints of the obvious and the ordinary.

"What do you want to do with your life?"

"I want to be in a band."

"What type of band do you want to start?"

"I don't know, but we want to sound like Oh Romeo!"

by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Brianized

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...

"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."

by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009