blomiting

Vomiting blood caused by intestinal parasites, ulcers, esophogeal lesions, drinking feral cat blood, etc.

Bo Do Pah drank feral cat blood and predictably began projectile blomiting.

by WikipediaFeralCat May 12, 2011

blomiting

Excessively writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomiting."

"John's got a real problem with blomiting lately. Nobody cares about those stupid personality quizzes."

by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

boomting

a good looking person.
usually used towards a girl.
can be used instead of buffting.

'damn that girl is boomting',

by lovelyjubbly April 30, 2006

Blotting

London slang meaning; the act of selling drugs (sometimes referred to as 'shotting')

Man 1: "Safe man, you blotting out here?"

Man 2: "Yeah blud, I got *weed/MDMA/cocaine"

At which point the exchange of money and drugs occurs and the transaction is complete

by marsh93 September 17, 2013

blosting

Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.

I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.

Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.

by steve vai July 20, 2006

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008