Bloker

1) a very cool and funny dude, who is half Bloke & half Joker - a BLOKER.

Bloke - a popular English term for a very cool Dude. Such as a 'Goodfella', one of the guys and a great drinking pal.

Joker - a funny-ass motherfucker, who is typically roguish in behavior.

That Bloker was the coolest and funniest dude at that rocking party. He completey 'owned it'. Everybody loved him! He was a Rock Star...

Examples - David Beckham, Chris Serafini, Johhny Depp, Jack Black, Joe Namath, Ron Kunze, Jack White, Keith Richards, Steve McQueen, Ernest Hemingway, Tim Lincecum, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Jake Plummer, etc.

by S+KRoyale November 15, 2010

Badlands Booker

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

Top Bloke

An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.

You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!

by jkmattf March 11, 2018

boker'd

Similar to punk'd but with goat metal.

Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.

by WM-Trolling March 25, 2019