blocker

When a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way "blocking" tha progress.

I saw a hella fly chick lass nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
OR
Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.

blocker by Nunyabusinesshoe June 14, 2008

blocker

When a girl falls asleep on the couch, and refuses to go to bed, with the sole purpose of preventing you from stretching out and relaxing.

Sara was obviously tired, but she refused to leave the couch and hold her position as a blocker.

blocker by m00z January 8, 2009

blocker

In online multiplayer gameplay, usally FPS (first person shooter), a 'blocker' is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined space by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. Usually will gain a fast 'MOVE N00B BLOCKER!1!111' from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.

This idiot n00b blocker is trapping me in this room!

blocker by Ass999 September 29, 2005

Blocker

Fat, fatter than a normal person. Usually found near a vending machine. Also know as a Walrus or Back Ally Walrus. Known to smell of a combination of bacon cheeseburgers and combos pretzel crackers. Normally seen without a mate due to horrendous nature. Should be captured and euthanized immediately if witnessed. Normally seen with multiple chins and doing walrus shuffle.

Use of term: Blocker, you're a fat fuck. Put the large pizza down and do some fucking work.

Blocker by Vagimpaler March 22, 2013

Blocker

A girl that looks good a block away, but when she gets closer......damn!

Check out the girl accross the street she looks good, here she comes. Damn, bitch is a blocker!

Blocker by chilifest March 12, 2009

blocker

A female who looks attractive when she is viewed a block away, but, when she is viewed again closely, does not.

So the other day, I thought I saw my true love when I saw this hot chick crossing the street, but when she passed me by, she was only a blocker.

Courtney Love is a blocker.

blocker by user001 October 20, 2004

Blocker

A person who got a Roblox fetish. which they are into Roblox sphere and blocky ass.

David: Are you blocker?

Issa: Yes, I love watching roblox porn!

Blocker by dontmindmeman December 13, 2020