When a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way "blocking" tha progress.
I saw a hella fly chick lass nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
OR
Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.
OR
Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.
by Nunyabusinesshoe June 14, 2008
When a girl falls asleep on the couch, and refuses to go to bed, with the sole purpose of preventing you from stretching out and relaxing.
by m00z January 08, 2009
In online multiplayer gameplay, usally FPS (first person shooter), a 'blocker' is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined space by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. Usually will gain a fast 'MOVE N00B BLOCKER!1!111' from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.
by Ass999 September 26, 2005
A female who looks attractive when she is viewed a block away, but, when she is viewed again closely, does not.
So the other day, I thought I saw my true love when I saw this hot chick crossing the street, but when she passed me by, she was only a blocker.
Courtney Love is a blocker.
Courtney Love is a blocker.
by user001 October 20, 2004
by Main Man June 30, 2006
Blocker people will block you by driving slower than posted speed. or that block you by talking on cell phones while placing an order, or block you by having to call someone to ask their opinion on a possible purchase while in check out. Basically those are blockers that can't make up their mind and stand there blocking every one else from doing their tasks.
by Possumn October 03, 2010
'Blocker' has recently been used in parts South Wales as a word to describe being high or stoned on cannabis.
by Ceri March 06, 2006