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A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.

"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"

blokette by Farsin McMarsin.. from McMarsin and Marsin! March 29, 2004

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Blokette

Female version of a bloke

Hello blokes and blokettes

Blokette by Epicamongusimposter September 26, 2021

Word of the Day on January 11, 2023

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blokette • blonette • Blakette • blogette • Blowette

Blokette

Female version of "bloke."

'Ello there, li'l blokette!

Dude, there was this one blokette...

Blokette by IwishIknew... February 7, 2010

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Blakette

Fans of Blake Michael on social networks such as Twitter, or Facebook.

After watching Lemonade Mouth...I'm totally a Blakette now!!!

Blakette by Another Blakette <<33 July 15, 2011

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blokettes

Feeble Canadian attempt at Britishness as a result of decades of Anglo-hard on.

A blokette wears the fishnets and nicely jeans in this relationship. She doesn't think that it's fair for men to have their own title, but she also wants to look better than them at all times.

This blokette is sick of talking to homeless men with one tooth in the coffee shoppe.

blokettes by Melissa Mewdell April 24, 2005

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blonette

Blonette is a word that describes either a blonde or a brunette that could and does change her hair color between the two colors and still looks hot!

If you were a hot blonde and now you're a hot brunette, your officially a BLONETTE!!

blonette by Gabby S May 14, 2006

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blonette

A brunette who acts like a blonde stereotype

Tamah is a big blonette

blonette by Jack Smith May 13, 2005

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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