broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

by Delongpre Dannon February 07, 2007

broner

An erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they sexual or just plain impressive.

“Dude, I saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner."

Abbreviation: Brone

by Garrick Douche' November 02, 2009

broner

An unintentional man-inspired boner

My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.

by Commander William Riker October 21, 2008

broner

An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.

Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.

by Bob Donatucci February 19, 2011

broner

When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils

Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>

by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009

broner

Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.

When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.

by Hot Boy Carl August 31, 2010

broner

Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016