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In pro wrestling, basically he's the one running the show. He decides who's winning the matches, how the matches will end, and all the various storylines and feuds that lead to the matches taking place. Bookers can be all kinds of different people, from the owner of the promotion (Paul Heyman in ECW), wrestlers for the promotion (Kevin Nash or Kevin Sullivan in WCW), or people hired by the promotion for the job (Jim Cornette in Ring Of Honor). Booking can also be done by committee, the current bookers of the WWE are owner Vince McMahon, "head of creative" Stephaine McMahon-Levesque (Vince's daughter), "head of talent development" Paul "Triple H" Levesque (semi-retired wrestler and Stephanie's husband), and various other people. The term "book" can also be used as a verb, as in "I wish they'd book Daniel Bryan to actually win a match one of these days" or "WWE TLC 2012 was booked very well".
Jim Cornette was fired as Ring of Honor booker in October 2012, and replaced by ex-wrestler Delirious.
by A.C. Sativa January 07, 2013
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To become so filled with feigned outrage that one makes a fool of him/herself in front of a national TV audience.
The guy went full-0n Booker and everyone laughed at him.
by Buiti Binafi January 17, 2018
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A half of a blunt removed of its inerts and replaced with marijuana, smoked half way, and saved. The remaining half is a booker.
Also a mini blunt can be refered to as a booker.
Hey Mickey, hit me up later cuz, we'll blaze this booker.
by SoStonedRightNow April 07, 2006
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by sexydimma December 30, 2012
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A term used for denying previous sexual intercourse with another person.
Person A: "You slept with Maria!"
Person B: "No I never!"
Person C: "That guy just did a Booker."
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A type of Masturbation that involves cucumbers up the butt. Then during climax, the man will shoot the cucumber out of his butt into the mouth of his partner.

Dude, i got a booker last night, and broke billy's teeth.
by Brian Clay March 17, 2009
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