A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.
"Your bloner is approved."
by Turtle turtle October 21, 2006
by taylortay January 24, 2010
by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013
by Mike Melton (aka your dad) April 07, 2015
The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.
That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.
After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.
After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
by Akosh April 24, 2009
When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.
by DrDolphLundgren May 12, 2015
The act of having a full blown boner.
by theblonermaker April 08, 2011