blogiversary 

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)

I celebrated my second blogiversary today

blogiversary by Richard January 12, 2005

boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.

Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.

boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015

bangiversary 

It is the annual anniversary when two, or more, people banged.

It is a highly celebrated holiday by men that rejoice upon the fact that banged a member of the opposite sex, aka a 'Hoe.' Men usually do not purchase a gift for this anniversary but may use it as an opportunity to again bang the woman they have already banged a year previously.

It is usually a period of mourning for women that were inebriated and made a poor decision to bang a certain gentleman. Many times a 'Bangiversary' invokes women to go to the bar or club to get wasted which again creates the conditions of banging a dood they will regret a year from now when the 'Bangiversary' comes. This results in creating a perpetual cycle of sorrow and misery. The few exceptions to this is if said gentleman is a basketball player or rapper and the female is now rich from the baby created. She celebrates her "Bangiversaries" lavishly.

The greatest reminder of a "Bangiversary" is usually an unwanted child and/or genital warts.

Yo, I think I banged that bitch a year ago. Time to celebrate da bangiversary and drop a load in dat ass!

Man my genital warts acting up again and shit. I should never have fucked that dirty skank motherfuckin' hoe a year ago. Fuck it a nigga gotta' empty deez nuts time for a "Bangiversary."

Man fuck this child support. Bitch got pregnant on purpose. Fuck dis baniversary. I'm going to go fuck another bitch but this time that hoe is swallowing dis nut!

OMFG I can not believe I banged that ugly son of a bitch and he had a small dick! I need a drink and a valium to forget this bangiversary.

Yeah I fucked that dood. Weak ass mother fucker couldn't even last 2 minutes before he busted his nut. All I got for my bangiversary was this bastard of a child. Fuck it I'm going to da club!

Thank Jesus for this bangiversary! This mother fucker is rich and I'm getting all that money.

bangiversary by Jojodajewmex July 10, 2011

Bangiversary 

Annual date marking the first time a couple had sex. Can be considered the day two people became a couple. The date when the relationship was consummated.

Missy and I have been married for 8 years but our Bangiversary is in January, 2005.

Bangiversary by Mellie_Mazz November 13, 2014

blogaversary 

the anniversary of one's first blog post

Today, May 13, 2009, is my first blogaversary

blogaversary by Amyz5 May 12, 2009

Blowversary 

(n.) The anniversary of receiving your first blow job.

Gf: Happy Valentine's Day, baby! What should we do today?
Bf: Happy Valentine's Day to you too, babe. Well, today is also our blowversary, so I was thinking we could celebrate with a bj.

Blowversary by jreed7o February 16, 2014

Blowniversary 

The date a person was last fellated, always accurate to at least the month and year.

"Bro, I'm so sad. Barry just told me his blowniversary was April last year."

Blowniversary by Johnson P. Johnstone. August 8, 2024