boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.

Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.

boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015

noniversary 

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.

the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary

noniversary by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

boneiversary 

the annual recurrence and celebration of the initial boning between two people. So it's the anniversary of the first time they had sex.

The day after Halloween is our boneiversary.

Happy Boneiversary baby!

boneiversary by ezgeezy June 28, 2007

bangiversary 

It is the annual anniversary when two, or more, people banged.

It is a highly celebrated holiday by men that rejoice upon the fact that banged a member of the opposite sex, aka a 'Hoe.' Men usually do not purchase a gift for this anniversary but may use it as an opportunity to again bang the woman they have already banged a year previously.

It is usually a period of mourning for women that were inebriated and made a poor decision to bang a certain gentleman. Many times a 'Bangiversary' invokes women to go to the bar or club to get wasted which again creates the conditions of banging a dood they will regret a year from now when the 'Bangiversary' comes. This results in creating a perpetual cycle of sorrow and misery. The few exceptions to this is if said gentleman is a basketball player or rapper and the female is now rich from the baby created. She celebrates her "Bangiversaries" lavishly.

The greatest reminder of a "Bangiversary" is usually an unwanted child and/or genital warts.

Yo, I think I banged that bitch a year ago. Time to celebrate da bangiversary and drop a load in dat ass!

Man my genital warts acting up again and shit. I should never have fucked that dirty skank motherfuckin' hoe a year ago. Fuck it a nigga gotta' empty deez nuts time for a "Bangiversary."

Man fuck this child support. Bitch got pregnant on purpose. Fuck dis baniversary. I'm going to go fuck another bitch but this time that hoe is swallowing dis nut!

OMFG I can not believe I banged that ugly son of a bitch and he had a small dick! I need a drink and a valium to forget this bangiversary.

Yeah I fucked that dood. Weak ass mother fucker couldn't even last 2 minutes before he busted his nut. All I got for my bangiversary was this bastard of a child. Fuck it I'm going to da club!

Thank Jesus for this bangiversary! This mother fucker is rich and I'm getting all that money.

bangiversary by Jojodajewmex July 10, 2011

Bangiversary 

Annual date marking the first time a couple had sex. Can be considered the day two people became a couple. The date when the relationship was consummated.

Missy and I have been married for 8 years but our Bangiversary is in January, 2005.

Bangiversary by Mellie_Mazz November 13, 2014

blogiversary 

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)

I celebrated my second blogiversary today

blogiversary by Richard January 12, 2005

moniversary 

When couples celebrate each month they have been together because they have not been together long enough to celebrate a real anniversary. A ritual annoying to some.

"Happy 3 month moniversary, Joe! Only nine more months until our one year anniversary."

"Uh, gee, thanks. Was I supposed to get you a card or something?"

moniversary by FGCUmomz July 28, 2009