Richard's definitions

Disco

Modern business speak for 'this company'

"what co' do you work for?" "I work for dis co!"

by richard May 21, 2003

Adaired

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

by Richard December 30, 2004

foolshitter

noun.
1. one who implies to do a certain action, but never commits that action.
2. one who says he's going to define a word, but never does, or I beat him to it.
3. derivation from the noun 'foolshit'.

Timmy left in the morning to go to the store and buy Mother a pack of cigarettes. Shak is such a foolshitter.

by Richard September 23, 2003

distrubing

Distrubing, also 'Distrubed'. To be annoyed and bored. Se also "Olzen'D"

I am being distrubed by this Danish fellow. Please make him stop.

I was doing something with my life, but then I got distrubed and ended up playing Grand Theft Auto instead.

by Richard June 27, 2004

Fotch

a great friend relating to the peinus

my friend is a fotch

by richard June 10, 2003

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

keyra

the most gourgous loveable big booty white girl you will ever meet; you can look but cant touch.

Holly shit keyra talked to me, and look at that ass!

by richard February 27, 2005