Richard's definitions

Kait

This person is truly the best thing that ever happened to me. She is my only true love, she is a perfect angel.

Kait is a walking, talking angel of mine.

by richard January 22, 2005

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 9, 2004

Off Da Heasy Fersheasy!

refering to something which is really good - (it is off the hook for sure)

y'all look Off da heasy fersheasy!

by richard June 14, 2004

Npat

Acronym: No problem at all.

Person 1: Thanks
You: Npat

by Richard August 10, 2004