Mellie_Mazz's definitions

Connecticunt

An extremely pretentious, irritable woman from Connecticut. She only cares about designer labels and status symbols.

You know Buffy doesn't shop at the Gap. She's a Connecticunt!

by Mellie_Mazz November 11, 2014

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Dramadick

(Pronounced like 'dramatic') a male that is so addicted to drama his reputation is that of a dick.

I'm not feeling being around Harry later. He always talks shit and starts a fight. It's always some dramadick scene.

by Mellie_Mazz November 26, 2014

Kat Von Don't

Anything L.A. tattoo artist Kat Von D wouldn't do.
Rendering it uncool.

Tell me you're not getting a tramp stamp of a unicorn. That's a Kat Von Don't right there.

by Mellie_Mazz March 29, 2015

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Bangiversary

Annual date marking the first time a couple had sex. Can be considered the day two people became a couple. The date when the relationship was consummated.

Missy and I have been married for 8 years but our Bangiversary is in January, 2005.

by Mellie_Mazz November 13, 2014

Whorable

Pronounced "horrible". The likelihood of a young girl becoming a whore.

Did you see what Susie was wearing today? She looks like a hooker and she's 13. The whorable factor is high with that one.

by Mellie_Mazz January 20, 2015