blahnde

A good looking blonde that never stops talking, i.e. goes "blah, blah, blah" rooting from the original term, "blonde" where a blonde goes "on and on".

Fuck, here comes another blahnde coming to steal our men.

by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

blawnde maumant

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment

I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.

by blawndie October 18, 2011

blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blandeur

Antonym of grandeur. The quality of something ordinary and uninspired hyped up as if it were unique and splendid.

The blandeur of Chevrolet's ad campaign for new subcompact was impressive for a car nobody wanted.

by GattoDiavolo May 21, 2008

blandest

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Blahness

Description of a certain situation being blah.

Bob: Dude, we have a test today!
Steve: ...blahness...

by Kurt H. November 22, 2004

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008