4 definitions by The Girl With the Most Cake

blandest

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 12, 2009

Devour

an awesome song by Shinedown.

Devour, Devour, suffocate you own empire- devour, devour, it's your final hour...

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 10, 2009

Fangs

sharp, sickle-shaped teeth, perpendicular to each other in the mouth.

me. I have fangs.

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 12, 2009

hippie catcher

When you break a bottle and spread the shards of glass everywhere, usually in a public place, to catch barefoot flower children.

" Ow, I got caught in that hippie catcher!"

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009