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Blandeur

Antonym of grandeur. The quality of something ordinary and uninspired hyped up as if it were unique and splendid.
The blandeur of Chevrolet's ad campaign for new subcompact was impressive for a car nobody wanted.
by GattoDiavolo May 21, 2008
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blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.
Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.
by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006
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Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.
"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."
by HateTouch January 3, 2008
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blanderetina

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.
Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?
by Dejatheking November 28, 2021
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White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.
Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"
by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012
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blandburb

A suburban location that is characterized visually by extreme blandness that causes its residents to feel bored and depressed, and behave in uninteresting ways.
Virtually every suburban sprawl development with homes designed to attract a narrow range of people, in ethnic, social and economic terms, is a blandburb.
by Joel S. Hirschhorn October 24, 2005
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Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
by blandersong January 10, 2009
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