An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.
Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.
A suburban location that is characterized visually by extreme blandness that causes its residents to feel bored and depressed, and behave in uninteresting ways.
Virtually every suburban sprawl development with homes designed to attract a narrow range of people, in ethnic, social and economic terms, is a blandburb.