Definitions by HateTouch

Hawkgasm 

The tingle in your pants you get when random people stroke your mohawk.

"Man I got a huge hawkgasm when she touched my hawk."

"Ohhhhhhhhh don't stop playing with my hawk random dude I'm about to hawkgasm!!!"

Hawkgasm by Hatetouch January 9, 2008

Hawkgasm 

The tingle in your pants you get when random people stroke your mohawk.

"Man I got a huge hawkgasm when she touched my hawk."

"Ohhhhhhhhh don't stop playing with my hawk random dude I'm about to hawkgasm!!!"

Hawkgasm by Hatetouch January 9, 2008

Anti-Ocianely 

Someone who is anti-social but anti-lonely, a complex condition where someone dislikes most people but gets very lonely and wishes they had friends.

"Fuck those tards, where are the normal people to hang out with? Oh yeah no where, so I guess it's another night with myself. Weeee it's so fun being anti-ocianely"

Anti-Ocianely by HateTouch January 4, 2008

Ex-Dream 

Any dream involving Ex-girlfriends. Positive or negative.

"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all happy and nice and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"

"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all fucked she was a total twat and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"

Ex-Dream by HateTouch January 4, 2008

Gunk 

Goober and Punk combined

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

Gunk by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Phaser 

Someone who switches from scene to scene as they please for fashion and getting laid

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

Phaser by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Nickel Flip 

A short duration of time.

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

Nickel Flip by HateTouch January 3, 2008