bladger 

Bold equivalent to a badger, but more of a Sycophant; short slightly fat, aging, wife beater, misogynist, sociopathic, in debt, big toys, small goods. Basically a total fucker. Sorry Dad.

He says:
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?

She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.

bladger by Fleur NZ December 12, 2007

Bladderful 

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

Badger Material 

Cheap ass Under Armour

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?

Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

minty-badger 

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

minty-badger by deep fryd June 2, 2013