Badgerism 

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*

Badgerism by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012

Badgerism 

Racism for badger "Badgerism"

A badger cart be racist onley badgerist so if it is badgerist thats BADGERISM

Badgerism by James April 18, 2005

Badgerism 

Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.

Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!

Badgerism by ZiBadger September 1, 2017

Ear Badgers 

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008

Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Badgering

The act of asking someone to do something repeatedly, and therefore annoying them greatly.

"Hey, come to _____'s party?"

"Nah, I don't want to."

"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."

"No, I've got better things to do."

"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."

"NO, fucking stop badgering me."

Badgering by LezPaulEpiphone June 30, 2010