pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 07, 2010

pedobear

To creep and prey upon small children; Canning Sinclair Bell

Hey look whos hiding in that bush behind the chuck.E.cheese! its the pedobear!

by shmex January 23, 2011

pedobear

a hunam/bear where when he opens his mouth ice cream tunes come out and little kids come running to him and he molestes them by pouring honey on their naked bodies and eating them like 2 day old waffles.

i had to register as a sex offender because im a pedobear.

by micheal's gay June 04, 2010

pedobear

A pedophile that is very furry and lives in a cave. He lures his victems to this cave and has his way with them. Often outdoor ed. teachers.

Did you hear about that pedobear? He made his students orient the private area on the map :|

by my fears have become phobias October 27, 2007

pedobear

A guy who likes 15 year old girls when he is the age of 18 turning 19. Usually an Italian male who is 6'3

Guy:Dude did you see kevin-noah? hes such a pedobear

Guy 2: Yeah isnt he dated that girl kaileigh,shes 15 dude!

by Ohshit565655234 August 21, 2009

pedobear

1: a name for a pedophile

2: a super hero bear the protects the world from evil pedophiles!

1: that creep looks like a pedobear

2: "mom i was saved by the pedobear!"

"stop telling lies and go do your homework"

by CrazySkittles! November 13, 2009

pedobear

a person who likes bears/young girls
somehow shaped in bear form. not really.

*phone rings*
jeffrey: is KC callin you?
joanna: yeah, he's such a pedobear.

by jananerz April 05, 2009