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An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.
The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?
bladder by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

Bladder 

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Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.
I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.
Bladder by AwesomeSauceGeek October 22, 2016

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idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?
bladder by master_of_all_pervz March 25, 2007

Bladder 

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To pee
I have to bladder.
Bladder by fishyfishyfishy September 28, 2009

Bladder 

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The thing that holds you pee.
Ally: man I have a small bladder I like gotta go pee alot! Nora: oof I have a huge bladder I go like once a.day
Bladder by Bellaire September 19, 2020

Bladder Boner 

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An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.
Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours
Bladder Boner by Dino Susan December 25, 2009
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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