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An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.
The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?
by Clean Fil February 18, 2005
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.
I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.
by AwesomeSauceGeek October 22, 2016
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fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.
bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad
by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020
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The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.
The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!
by Evil Angel December 09, 2004
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