A pudgy teenager that is never pleased with life. They are always denouncing horseplay and fun times because of their middle-aged man mentality. Usually this person is messed with quite frequently.
Dude, Ronnie is my friend but he is such a freaking bitterboy! He punched me in the back because I called him Ronald.
When someone is trying to defend being "butthurt" so frantically, that they do not realise the phone has autocorrected "butthurt" to butterton. This is a very butthurt individual.
Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.
that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.