batterson

A statement of poverty, delaperdation and cheapness.

That ketchup is batterson (not Heinz), look at him he is such a batterson, that is beyond Pov speck it's batterson.

by Coonsting April 20, 2017

Battinson

Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)

Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*

…

Battinson: I’m vengeance

by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022

ann patterson

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

Battersnatch

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

by Pnoder April 16, 2009

mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018

buttersnap shitfuckery

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.

A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

by Avesta May 25, 2010

Buttersock

A sock full of butter in which Sam out of iCarly likes to beat people with. She names this weapon of choice a Buttersock.

Sam: "Let me beat her with my Buttersock."

by Bames shipper October 7, 2011