Bittercoin 

The word to define the group of bitter people that hesitated buying bitcoin when it came out and tells everybody about their shoulda woulda couldas every single time Bitcoin mentions.

Online pop up ad somewhere- “Call Barbara Carly at 555-5555 to start your New life investing in Bitcoin!”

Carla-“ damn that bit coin still on the up up!”

Jason some random 32 year old- “I remember when bitcoin was nothing man. I could have bought a shit ton of bitcoin when it first came out cuz I knew I just knew it was gonna blow up. I would of but I was spending all my money building my Linux computer and dining on Cisco’s and pizza. Now look how much it’s worth I should have gotten them when it wasn’t worth anything I’d be as rich as Carl and Marvin my friends that bought some instead of video games for a month and I would have if it wasn’t for that settlers of catan Xbox edition coming out that year. . They should give me some of that bitcoin tho anyways because I’m the one that told them to before it blew up even though I wouldn’t risk it then. They owe me some of that bitcoin cheese man!.”

Carla - NOT THAT BITTERCOIN SHIT AGAIN JASON TYLOR

Bittercoin by Irishwhore December 21, 2020

bitterfinger 

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.

that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.

bitterfinger by jakernaut November 23, 2006

bittercisms

Incessant whinging comments which are usually repeated ad nauseum.

"Yesterday, instead of writing my thesis, I watched 'Bring It On' and learnt all the cheerleading moves. Now I'm in a guilt spiral about how little I've written. Why don't I ever get any work done?"

bittercisms by Louise Yabsley June 15, 2005

bitterclinger 

a crazy fanatic over guns usually someone that doesn't like democrats or is a nutjob

Tom: Why do you need guns? You scare me.
Jon: Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Tom: You bitterclinger!

bitterclinger by chovak da hoax October 14, 2009

Bitterfinger 

The lingering smell and taste of a finger after it's been removed from somebody's anus.

Guy 1: I can't believe you stuck your finger in her ass dude!

Guy 2: Yeah, let us smell it!

Guy 3: Nobody better lay a finger on my Bitterfinger!

Bitterfinger by Mr. Pimento December 9, 2011

bittercrisp 

A portmanteau of bitter and crisp, it is a flavor to describe beer that is both bitter and crisp. Inspired from the word bittersweet.

Hey, have you tried Alpine's Hoppy Birthday? That bittercrisp flavor explodes in your mouth!

bittercrisp by rusk00ta September 10, 2012

bitterbois 

A colloquialism coined by Johns Hopkins University Studens (class of 2021). Used to jokingly refer to male gametes dispensed during solitary satisfaction.

"Have you beaten your bitterbois today yet?" "No, my roommate was in all day."

bitterbois by brrrrrruh69 September 22, 2017