jakernaut's definitions

bitterfinger

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.

that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.

by jakernaut November 23, 2006

junghole

Lush and or dense pubic vegitation swamping the realms betwixt the buttocks.
(short for junglish bunghole)

Chuck Norris' junghole is so thick he needs a machete to make way for the import and export of steamy logs.

by jakernaut May 3, 2006

cockacolon

anal insertion facilitated by a carbonated beverage/lubricant.

Tommy enjoys the warm bubbly feeling of some refreshing cockacolon.

(can also be used as a verb)

he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon

by jakernaut November 23, 2006