Definitions by jakernaut

cockacolon 

anal insertion facilitated by a carbonated beverage/lubricant.

Tommy enjoys the warm bubbly feeling of some refreshing cockacolon.

(can also be used as a verb)

he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon

cockacolon by jakernaut November 23, 2006

bitterfinger 

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.

that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.

bitterfinger by jakernaut November 23, 2006

junghole 

Lush and or dense pubic vegitation swamping the realms betwixt the buttocks.
(short for junglish bunghole)

Chuck Norris' junghole is so thick he needs a machete to make way for the import and export of steamy logs.

junghole by jakernaut May 3, 2006