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bitchpit

expressing awesomeness, or adulation.
"that concert was bitchpit!!"
by michael withers July 17, 2006
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bitchpissed

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008
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Bitchitis

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019
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bitchpitcher

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
by Taykit February 10, 2019
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dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie
by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020
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Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.
by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011
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Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
by Sir Farr August 28, 2010
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