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bitchpissed 

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
bitchpissed by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008
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bitchassedness 

Expression of someone being inordinantly bitchy, and an extreme asshole, all rolled into one.
"I don't have the tolerance for Ben's bitchassedness today..."
bitchassedness by Corvidae April 28, 2004

bitchpiss 

Alcopops, or pre mixed drinks.

So called due to the fact that its only usually women or part time drinkers that partake.
"Damn, i couldnt beleive that Dave was on the bitchpiss all night"
bitchpiss by caffeinefreek September 16, 2005

bitchassed 

when a girl wears a strap-on and fucks a guy in the ass, rather kinky.
Man I got bitchassed so hard last night.
bitchassed by JQuesy November 12, 2010

bitchpiss 

The act of urinating while sitting down. Usually done to avoid spraying piss outside of the toilet bowl.
David, you'd better fucking bitchpiss in there. Last time I had to spend ten minutes wiping urine off of my floor.
bitchpiss by Gleasonator June 27, 2011

bitchmissed 

when the chick you are used to get laid with is actually "making you miss the trip".
She just bitchmissed me with my ex-girlfriend.
bitchmissed by -CELL- May 11, 2007

Bitchassed 

A man that actively engages in conversation solely meant for female comsumption.

A man that assume the role and perspective of the boss bitch to women for likes or perceived leverage.

Oftentimes bitchassed men are the weakest link in male and female dynamics. He can often be found giving talking points to bitches conversations and any men in hear distance.

If any man should find themselves in the company of a bitchassed male, you should kindly dismiss yourself before you find yourself Open-Hand slapping said: Bitchassed male upside his bitchassed face.
This Bitchassed nigga over here pandering women for likes.
Bitchassed by Bad Djames May 17, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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