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bitchpissed 

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
bitchpissed by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008
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bitchassedness 

Expression of someone being inordinantly bitchy, and an extreme asshole, all rolled into one.
"I don't have the tolerance for Ben's bitchassedness today..."
bitchassedness by Corvidae April 28, 2004

bitchpiss 

Alcopops, or pre mixed drinks.

So called due to the fact that its only usually women or part time drinkers that partake.
"Damn, i couldnt beleive that Dave was on the bitchpiss all night"
bitchpiss by caffeinefreek September 16, 2005

bitchassed 

when a girl wears a strap-on and fucks a guy in the ass, rather kinky.
Man I got bitchassed so hard last night.
bitchassed by JQuesy November 12, 2010

bitchpiss 

The act of urinating while sitting down. Usually done to avoid spraying piss outside of the toilet bowl.
David, you'd better fucking bitchpiss in there. Last time I had to spend ten minutes wiping urine off of my floor.
bitchpiss by Gleasonator June 27, 2011

bitchmissed 

when the chick you are used to get laid with is actually "making you miss the trip".
She just bitchmissed me with my ex-girlfriend.
bitchmissed by -CELL- May 11, 2007

Bitchassed 

A man that actively engages in conversation solely meant for female comsumption.

A man that assume the role and perspective of the boss bitch to women for likes or perceived leverage.

Oftentimes bitchassed men are the weakest link in male and female dynamics. He can often be found giving talking points to bitches conversations and any men in hear distance.

If any man should find themselves in the company of a bitchassed male, you should kindly dismiss yourself before you find yourself Open-Hand slapping said: Bitchassed male upside his bitchassed face.
This Bitchassed nigga over here pandering women for likes.
Bitchassed by Bad Djames May 17, 2022
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