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bitchatitus

Having or contracting the illness of being a bitch.
Wow, I believe Kathy has come down with bitchatitus.
by Dpontiff June 1, 2016
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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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bitchattitude

J'ai tellement une bitchattitude.
by Oooshit November 18, 2011
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Bitchtits

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.
I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits
by The4Pillars January 25, 2011
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Bitchtitsbungahole

A describing word for experiencing severe pain
*Oh my god my wrist fucking hurts like bitchtitsbungahole
by Bahzing March 10, 2019
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bitchitus

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.
I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.
by bonnie January 29, 2005
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bitchtits

1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.
-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"
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