bitchinitus

* Someone who plays Fortnite or any pussy game.

*Is unable to pull woman
* Chance of being gay and not knowing it.

Bob has bitchinitus from playing Fortnite.

by exasy_ June 30, 2023

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.

I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.

by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010

Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.

Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."

by Reap4u March 27, 2015

bitchitus

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.

I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.

by bonnie January 29, 2005

Bitchalitus

Someone who has been diagnosed with bitchness, and is a giant pussy.

Pete Vallejo Jr had been diagnosed with type 4 bitchalitus.

by Big E Daddy October 2, 2023

Crazy Bitchnitude

Crazy Bitchnitude- Not only are you a crazy bitch, but everything around you suffers at such a high magnitude that your own vital organs wish to rip themselves from your body to avoid embarrassment.

Alex's mom, Stuck up people, over bearing and over controlling mothers

Alex, your mom is pissing me off with her crazy bitchnitude

by pissed at crazy bitchnitude March 2, 2011

Balchinitus

A sickness resulting in one's testicles growing on one's chin

Peter Griffin developed Balchinitus at an early age

by SheevTheSenate66 February 25, 2021