bitchstatus
bitchstatus by Anuberak June 3, 2007
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bitch status
the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.
Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.
Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.
Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!
bitch status by redsphanatic November 25, 2010
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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