Bitchtits

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.

I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits

by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

Bitchtits

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar

Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.

by Kungfoofish March 20, 2023

Bitchtits

A name referring to someone who is a bitch, but has nice tits.

boy: at McDonalds drive thru "do you want anything?"
girlfriend: "no thanks"
*he gets his food*
girlfriend: "omg i can't believe you didn't get me any food"
boy: "ok bitchtits"

by weeb2222 September 06, 2020

Bitchtits

Someone who is a little bitch. More commonly used between besties.

"What it do bitchtits!"

by Can't be bothered February 08, 2016

Bitchtits

1. A derogatory name for a friend who has achieved ultimate failure. The phrase is often accompanied by a disappointed look and facepalm and/or head shake.

2. It may also be supplied in a command.

1. Rachel - "Omg! Did you know July 4th is the Fourth of July????"

Tyler - "Oh Bitchtits... *facepalm* just... just no."

2. Travis - "Yo Bitchtits, Grab me a soda!"

Brandon - "Ok!"

by sweetsighlullaby September 20, 2012

Bitchtits

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

by Jolly judd January 29, 2009

Bitchtits

A phrase used when highly frustrated, aggravated or in shock.

"Oh fuck, the Mavs lost? BITCHTITS!"

"BITCHTITS! I forgot I had class today!"

*That moment where you could have slapped this hoe, but you didn't" BITCHTITS!

by antiPENIS_lesbian June 28, 2011