bitchitus 

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.

I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.

bitchitus by bonnie January 29, 2005

bitchitus 

while not as often talked about, it is actually the most common virus known to exist. the vast majority of women contract the virus at least a dozen times in a single year. a common misconception is that only women can be infected.

woman: (nah, nah, blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, bitch, complain, etc.)
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.

bitchitus by Raoulduke69 November 16, 2023

Dumb-bitchitus 

A disease where girls suffer from entitlement issues and constantly bitch and nag. Commonly found in women born in July of 2002

That girl has a serious case of dumb-bitchitus

Dumb-bitchitus by Stay toxic June 21, 2025

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

Bitchbuster 

A private company similar to Ghostbusters, but specializing in the removal of bitches.

I ain't scared of no bitch. Who you gonna call? Bitchbusters

Quick call the Bitchbusters! Our basement has been overrun by bitches again.

Bitchbuster by Albevada November 30, 2011

Constructive Bitchicism 

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !

"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.

Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020