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Bitchalitus

Someone who has been diagnosed with bitchness, and is a giant pussy.
Pete Vallejo Jr had been diagnosed with type 4 bitchalitus.
by Big E Daddy October 2, 2023
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asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.
Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008
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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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Bitchlitude

A portmanteau of 'bitch' and 'amplitude.'
I'm shocked by your bitchlitude.
by Fuckle March 10, 2019
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bitchitus

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.
I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.
by bonnie January 29, 2005
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bitchinitus

* Someone who plays Fortnite or any pussy game.

*Is unable to pull woman
* Chance of being gay and not knowing it.
Bob has bitchinitus from playing Fortnite.
by exasy_ June 30, 2023
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penis bitalitus

Penis bitalitus!! That was some good ham.
by I. Freemely July 22, 2002
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