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Bernster 

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”
Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069
Bernster by Clitflab July 13, 2019
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Bernsplain 

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.
Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.
Bernsplain by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Berns Brew

A beer that a person begins to drink, and is in possession of that beer for an extended period of time, making it seen as though they drank the entire thing, yet they only consume half of the beer and always leave the other half of it un-drunk in the can or bottle.
I found five Berns Brews in the room when we cleaned up after the party.
Berns Brew by Manny. December 9, 2008

Bernsteined 

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.
I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!
Bernsteined by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011

Berns Law 

All graphic designers are good looking online.
Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.
Berns Law by protocolza October 5, 2016

Leonard Bernstein 

The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.
"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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