bernsz

A girl with attitude quite vain and loves her family,You don't want to get on the wrong side of her though.

ItzBernsz

by Bernz October 28, 2013

Bernster

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

by Clitflab July 13, 2019

Bernsplain

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Berns Brew

A beer that a person begins to drink, and is in possession of that beer for an extended period of time, making it seen as though they drank the entire thing, yet they only consume half of the beer and always leave the other half of it un-drunk in the can or bottle.

I found five Berns Brews in the room when we cleaned up after the party.

by Manny. December 9, 2008

Bernsteined

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.

I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!

by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011

Berns Law

All graphic designers are good looking online.

Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.

by protocolza October 5, 2016

Leonard Bernstein

The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.

"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"

by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006