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bumbleed
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When daddy inserts his gigantic African
shlong
into your anal cavity your anus
will
start bleeding and
spray
diorreah at 69,420 mph
My anus
has a
severe
case
of bumbleed
bumbleed
by
Clitflab
February 4, 2020
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Bernster
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An alpha old
hag
who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye
got
anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright
luv
?”
Bernster is
beautiful
-
Sofia
2069
Bernster
by
Clitflab
July 13, 2019
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Plumming
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Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a
plum
firmly and shoves it
hard
into someone’s
arse
so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating
Oh my
fuk
Keith
’s had a plumming
Plumming
by
Clitflab
July 9, 2019
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