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bumbleed
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When daddy inserts his
gigantic
African shlong into your
anal cavity
your anus
will start bleeding and spray diorreah at 69,420 mph
My anus
has a
severe
case
of bumbleed
bumbleed
by
Clitflab
February 4, 2020
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Bernster
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An alpha
old hag
who is part of
the cream team
who smokes 69-420
cigarettes
per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”
Bernster is beautiful-Sofia
2069
Bernster
by
Clitflab
July 13, 2019
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Plumming
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Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into
someone’s
arse so their anus starts
bleeding
and they start
urinating
Oh my
fuk
Keith
’s had a plumming
Plumming
by
Clitflab
July 9, 2019
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