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tim berners lee by SAX-A-MA-PHOOOONE... August 11, 2006
Bernsteined
To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.
Bernsteined by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011
Benster
A lovely boy who always knows how to make you smile! Very amusing and also a little bit good with sticking a needle in your body with ink to make pretty pictures! A great friend and a jolly drunk.
burnster
Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"
Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"
Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."
Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"
Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."
Leonard Bernstein
The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.
"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"
Leonard Bernstein by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006
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