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A Bernize is a beautiful and funny girl. She's very smart and also caring to her friends that's why people like being around with her. She radiates sunshine because of her great personality. Her laugh is very unique and contagious. She is a loving daughter in her family and people aspire to be like her. She is one of the greatest friend you'll ever meet!
Bernize is our happy pill.
bernize by master mayeng June 8, 2021
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To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023
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Bernie Bummer 

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.
Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

reverse bernie sanders 

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".
He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?
Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012
The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies
"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"
Bernies by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Going Bernie

To become so intoxicated your friends have to carry you around à la "Weekend at Bernie's".
He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh... He's Gone Bernie!
Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012