bermie

The hottest person in a group of friends

He's the bermie of the group.

by notyourusualmorningcoffee October 30, 2015

Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

reverse bernie sanders

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?

by JC3 October 17, 2012

more berries

a feeling that harry styles experiences when high on watermelon sugar

harry styles wants more berries, i think he's a junkie on watermelon sugar

by BOBBYROOSSSO September 28, 2020