bernie

The main definition is DEAD.

nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream

by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS May 03, 2010

bernie

Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.

"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."

by Nick D October 27, 2003

bernie

A word used in poker that means to hide or stash away.

Don't bernie your chips!

by ChipWinner February 05, 2010

bernie

to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.

Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.

by frank mustafa November 18, 2007

bernie

bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...

david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here

by TAMPABAYLINNIE May 03, 2010

bernie

bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one...

shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!!

* 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS*

0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..!

by BEENTHEREDONETHATWORNTHETSHIRT January 09, 2010

bernie

A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.

The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.

by candy November 01, 2004