bertie

To throw up/vomit/be sick.

Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

i.
Person at a party:

*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*

Everyone else in the vacinity:

"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"

ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."

iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."

by Rosaliiie May 07, 2009

bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

by Markmcmcmc October 01, 2007

bertie

A Grass after the london Gangster Bertie Smalls

Don't bring tom he's a bertie

by Ryan_m3 October 19, 2007

bertie

Really couldn't give a damn

'George Bush is coming to London'
'Bertie'

by Chris Hume December 24, 2003

bertie

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.

by will11 June 10, 2005

bertie

fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal

bertie goes to portugal

by goldigga111222 November 28, 2010