Bernied 

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernied 

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

Bernied by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004

Bernied 

To be cheated or short changed out of money. To be ripped off. to be taken by another. Derived from the bernie Maddoff scandel whre he ripped off investors for 60 billion dollars

When getting change back at the cash register, the cashier short changes you. "excuse me sir or madam you just "bernied" me."

Bernied by egraffam March 12, 2009

Bernied 

When one has fallen victim to a ponzi scheme, or having been ripped off; much like being burned, or jewed out of something, but with a Bernie Madoff twist.

I got ripped off thousands of dollars of inheritance when my maniacle sister convinced my 92 year old Aunt in her final days that I was not worthy to receive my full inheritance. Man, I got totally Bernied!!

Bernied by Angry Little Man October 18, 2011

bernied 

taking 2 shots of whiskey and 3 beers gets you fucked up.

dude i got fucking bernied last night

bernied by Dr3adGazebo January 25, 2019

Bernied 

Bernied - verb - Bur-NYED -When the Democratic National Committee colludes with the candidate they want and exploit every trick in the book, such as giving said candidate the town hall answers early. Anything to get their candidate nominated, even if the general public hates that candidate and said candidate is plagued with scandal after scandal including an open FBI investigation the week before election day.

Guy 1: "Beto is running as Democrat in 2020! He's going to get Bernied!"
Guy2: "Yeah, The Super Delegates are just going to pick the DNC nominee anyway."
Guy1: "The DNC Primary is rigged. Beto was such a good candidate too!"

Bernied by JohnSmith1495 February 11, 2019

Bernied 

v. (past tense) When someone passes out at a party and gets dressed up like Bernie from the movie "Weekend at Bernies".

"Hey man Jim just passed out!"
"Woah shit! You got the blue blazer and Ray-bans?"
"Check. Dude's gonna get fuckin' Bernied."

Bernied by givrpig420 April 4, 2013