bensonism
being a slag and betraying your friends
bensonism by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020
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hensonism
The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.
Other hensonisms:
CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
Other hensonisms:
CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010
Related Words
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Bensoning
The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
Bensoning by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012
Brentonism
The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...
Brentonism by Flagguy April 14, 2013
Bendanism
Bendansim- The heterosexual male identifies himself straight, limiting himself to the rules of alignment. The male indulges in fruiticous activities leaning him away from the structure, straight he is now bent. or in other words gay Batty benda , and Benda bwoy are relative synonyms
Bendanism by MonkeyBalls 8=) November 7, 2022