Brentonism 

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

Brentonism by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brentonium 

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

Brentonium by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

bronstonism by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

bronstonism by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

Brentonio 

Possibly the coolest guy ever.
Hot, sexy.
Has the best friends.
The best.

"Dude, he i such a Brentonio!"

Brentonio by Lolwin February 18, 2009

Bronstonism

LIVE LAUGH *bonsoireée*
YOU MUST POG THROGH THE PAIN

IF YOU HAVE ASHMA YOU ARE WEAKKKK !!!!!!
WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST BREATH

- Dave 1.37

This means that you are the best person and can actually breath
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOG YOU SHOULD JOIN

Bronstonism by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 3, 2020

Bronstonism

ANYONE WITH A F IN THERE NAME CAN NOT JOIN

WHY WOULD YOU JAVE AN F IN YOUR NAME WHYGY
ALSO PRAY TO REMY AND DO NOT SIN 🥺🍄

I love bronstonism its VERRY pog

Bronstonism by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 4, 2020