the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big
bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature
pigs moving around on and in us,, the
air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the
government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one
day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the
anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
