the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big
bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in
fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in
us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the
government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to
fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty
power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
