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inadvertent dating

when you're hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex who actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world
P: R and I have so much fun hanging out

T: Ummm...that's inadvertent dating

inadvertent cock-block 

when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.
Last night I got hit by an inadvertent cock-block. Talk about frustrating.

inadvertent professional error

Euphemism for a grade A fuckup that gets you sued. Specifically used by Ashley Hall School.
Anne: We just sent out all our students' medical records to the entire school community. Is that legal?

Jill: I'm pretty sure that violates both FERPA and HIPAA at the same time. What an inadvertent professional error.

Anne: God I hope we're insured.

Inadvertent Omelet 

When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!
Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.

Inadvertent Wet Spot 

The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine spot.
"No it's not pee, it's just an inadvertent wet spot."

Inadvertent ingenuity 

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.
John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.
Inadvertent ingenuity by Chefspam January 2, 2014