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Beatchesting 

The act of beating your chest with your fists. Usually results in a pounding sound.
Ima Beatchesting for attention. *Boom, boom, boom, boom!*

beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.
So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.
beat cakes by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

beatmaker 

A synonym for producer, but not so much because a producer's task may be a little more complex than a beatmaker. Basically the person who does the beat for a song, including melody, samples, etc. More common in hip hop and rap than any other form of music.
Yo fam, who's a better beatmaker, Kanye West ot Just Blaze? I mean, "Song Cry" was hot, don't get me wrong, but "Heart of the City" and "Takeover" got hotter beats! Kanye is the man for making those beats!!!

*All aforementioned songs are on Jay-Z's 2001 album, "The Blueprint".
beatmaker by Jason Vernon March 19, 2004
The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.
PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.
bancakes by the moody booze June 23, 2008

Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.
Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.
Beat Cakes by Shando January 27, 2004

Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017