bearcake

a really hairy ass

danny devitos ass is bearcake

bearcake by helltiddy March 9, 2020

Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.

Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour

Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

beatcakes 

good beats or tracks that are hot, fresh, current, new, yet to be released

I need some serious beatcakes for my playlist; nothing I got is hot anymore.

beatcakes by Tohubohu February 19, 2009

Bearcatesque 

Resembling a Northwest Missouri State University student. In the style of a Northwest Missouri State University student.

The Bearcatesque person is a Missouri Western State University student.

Bearcatesque by sdewbank October 1, 2016

beercake 

The frothy leftover on a man's nutsack after a loaded creampie.

There was such a massive beercake on my balls after that nut.

beercake by Saught January 17, 2020

bearcave

When someone bet a price of a stock will go down and doesn't reply to Trollbox messages for a while.

13:20 schmico666: ninjacode: he is hiding in his bearcave

bearcave by ninjacode June 17, 2021

Beancake

A noise you make to express a feeling of achievement

e.g. Yo beancake I just got excepted into uni

Beancake by Alexander klarrson December 14, 2025