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Beastcake

A relatively new word used to define somebody one step above a beast, or in short, really freaking cool!!
Wow, that guy fucked jessica alba, what a beastcake!!
by El Beastcake May 26, 2009
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bearstacked

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.
Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press
by K. Washington July 26, 2016
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Beastquake

In the 2010 NFL wildcard playoffs, Seattle Seahawks running back, Marshawn Lynch, ran a 67 yard run, breaking 7 tackles in order to seal the win over the world champion New Orleans Saints. The crowd noise was so loud it caused a minor seismic event that was registered on the Richter scales around the Seattle area. Since Marshawn calles himself "Beast mode" this event is known as the Beastquake
"holy shit, that run caused a Beastquake!
by blacktoothgrin May 17, 2011
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beatmaker

A synonym for producer, but not so much because a producer's task may be a little more complex than a beatmaker. Basically the person who does the beat for a song, including melody, samples, etc. More common in hip hop and rap than any other form of music.
Yo fam, who's a better beatmaker, Kanye West ot Just Blaze? I mean, "Song Cry" was hot, don't get me wrong, but "Heart of the City" and "Takeover" got hotter beats! Kanye is the man for making those beats!!!

*All aforementioned songs are on Jay-Z's 2001 album, "The Blueprint".
by Jason Vernon March 19, 2004
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Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.
Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac
by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012
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Beastageddon

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice
Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.
by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009
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Beancake

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
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