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The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.
PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.
bancakes by the moody booze June 23, 2008

Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

beatcakes 

good beats or tracks that are hot, fresh, current, new, yet to be released
I need some serious beatcakes for my playlist; nothing I got is hot anymore.
beatcakes by Tohubohu February 19, 2009

beatncakes 

Sick ass website, girls covered in cake, to beat pussy up really hard. Pound the vagina.
Last night when I went to the club, I brought some ho's over and was beatncakes!
beatncakes by Jabober April 22, 2011
John: Hey what do you want for breakfast
Doe: Can you make some Bancakes
John:Okay
Bancakes by Bancakelover902 June 16, 2018

babicakes 

a word you use to name you bf/gf..
hey babicakes.. you look beautiful todayy.
babicakes by Skimo January 18, 2008