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You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.
Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."
by Real_NoobToob May 07, 2020
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A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.
I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!
by Real_NoobToob June 06, 2020
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The state of being mad and happy all at once.
I am very Azbix today, ma'am. It's been a weird day...
by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020
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