beardster 

hipster with a beard

Look at that beardster over there!

beardster by expertsimo October 30, 2014

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

Blarister 

A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .

'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'

Blarister by P33do watcher February 12, 2015

Bernster 

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

Bernster by Clitflab July 13, 2019

beardier 

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.

I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.

beardier by dirt lifter July 22, 2009

beardsen 

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

beardsen by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021